Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Jeremy Lin's Favorite Passage of the Bible

Jeremy:「Romans 5:3-5。這段經文總是可以在我遇到困難時幫助我。」

3And not only so, but we glory in tribulations also: knowing that tribulation worketh patience;

4And patience, experience; and experience, hope:

5And hope maketh not ashamed; because the love of God is shed abroad in our hearts by the Holy Ghost which is given unto us.

不但如此就是在患難中也是歡歡喜喜的因為知道患難生忍耐忍耐生老練老練生盼望盼望不至於羞恥因為所賜給我們的聖靈將神的愛澆灌在我們心裡

When A Woman Asks You Which Dress She'd Wear

M: I already told you. I like that first set of pictures.

W: Come on. Help me. Which one?

M: See, I know how this turns out. I say, "the blue one looks nice."

And you say, "just nice not great?"

And then I say, "no. You look great in everything you wear."

And then you say, "you don't really sound like you mean that." so I say, "no, it's not that. I just like the other one better."

And then we get to the part where you say, "you think I look fat in this, don't you?"

And then I'm sleeping on the couch.

W: You do realize that I'm not charlotte? If you asked for help, I would at least take it seriously. This is important to me. Please.

M: Okay. The blue one.

W: (Frowned) Ooh, you think so?

(Sheldon walks in the room)

W: Hey, Sheldon. Do you have a minute?

M: (Whisper to Sheldon) Don't pick the blue one.