When A Woman Asks You Which Dress She'd Wear

M: I already told you. I like that first set of pictures.

W: Come on. Help me. Which one?

M: See, I know how this turns out. I say, "the blue one looks nice."

And you say, "just nice not great?"

And then I say, "no. You look great in everything you wear."

And then you say, "you don't really sound like you mean that." so I say, "no, it's not that. I just like the other one better."

And then we get to the part where you say, "you think I look fat in this, don't you?"

And then I'm sleeping on the couch.

W: You do realize that I'm not charlotte? If you asked for help, I would at least take it seriously. This is important to me. Please.

M: Okay. The blue one.

W: (Frowned) Ooh, you think so?

(Sheldon walks in the room)

W: Hey, Sheldon. Do you have a minute?

M: (Whisper to Sheldon) Don't pick the blue one.